Just Jokes

Something to chase away those Monday blues.

1. Have you heard about the proposal between KIA of Korea and SUZUKI of Japan to set up a joint venture company in Singapore to build a hybrid car which will be named KIASU?

2. Have you seen the Made-in-Malaysia car ‘Kancil’? You know, that very little 600 cc car ??? Well, Dr M really wanted to sell it to the US, so when Dr M paid a visit to the White House after finishing formal discussions with George Bush, Dr M checks with Bush to find out if there is a way to sell the Kancil in the USA. After having looked at the brochure, Bush said, You know, I
think this ‘Kernchill’ is too small for us Americans. Not one who gives up easily, Dr M persisted and finally Bush offered, ‘Ok, take this number down. This guy is my good buddy and he’s also the CEO of the biggest compact car distributor in North America’. Dr M was satisfied with the meeting and returns to Malaysia. The next day he called the number and a lady answered, ‘TOYS R US’, Can I help you’.

3. Mr. Samy-vellu went for the recent United Nations’ meeting. He represented the Malaysian Prime Minister. All nations were discussing about space exploration by the year 2003. Here are
some of the conversations:

China Delegate : ‘By 2003, China will start their moon exploration project.’

Russian Delegate : ‘We too, we are going to explore the moon. This time we will see to it that our cosmonauts will step on the moon.’

George Bush : ‘We the United States will also explore the moon for the second time.’

Malaysian Delegate: ‘By 2003, Malaysia will explore the sun.’

There was a long silence. Bush stood up and asked the Malaysian Delegate: ‘Isn’t it too hot to explore the sun?’

Samy Vellu (after a long silence): ‘We will do it in the evening.’


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