Where did the toilet paper come from?

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By now, most citizens and netizens would have been aware of the lapses that attributed to the escape of Mas Selamat from WRDC as shown in the Executive Summary Report provided by the Deputy PM and Minister of Home Affairs. Read the story.

The lapses base on the report were:

The lapses include a window with no grilles, guards who failed in their duties and CCTV cameras that were not commissioned. These cameras were neither recording nor actively monitored.

In the report also mentioned:

A packet of seven rolls of toilet paper found on the ground next to the wall could have been used to cushion his fall.

I’m not sure how much toilet paper were found at the scene but I do not think it would be just a few sheets of the the pocket-size tissue paper that cost 30cents you buy from the coffeeshop Ah Chek. How do you actually cushion a fall with a few palm-size sheets of tissue paper. So base on the report provide, it would probably be toilet paper in rolls and seven rolls of them. Perhaps my imagination is running wild. I can imagine Mas Selamat having each roll of toilet paper wrapped around the critical joints consisting of his left and right elbow, left and right knees, left and right ankles. Looks like a fully padded inline skater decked with all the protective equipment to minimise injuries. The last roll would probably be used to wipe the dirt off before he continued with his escape. Or perhaps it could be just one big packet with seven rolls of toilet paper inside and hugging it like a pillow and use it to cushion his fall.

Now where will a detainee have access to such an undisclosed amount of toilet paper?

Please help to preserve our eco-environment which is progressively being damaged by Saving Gaia (“Gaia” Greek for Mother Earth). Do your part in recycling.

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